Scaredy, I promise never to let The Weirdo near your Whiskas supply. I can only imagine the deeply offensive relabelling that would ensue. In fact you'd be reduced to a diet of shrews through sheer yeuck value alone. The good news is he'd most likely be allergic to you.
Thank you for visiting my blog, but I'd prefer it if you didn't use the the title bar as a scrath post. There are usually some nice trees on Martin's blog that you may find preferable.
Hello you! Well done Scaredy, see the internet's not to scarey after all! Mum and I have just sat down to get some blogs posted, but she has to go to work in an hour so we might not get finished.
Oh dear, I hope you're better. But if you're going to be sick, it's always a good idea to make it as annoying as possible. Because we both know the humans will cuddle us anyway.
Good work my furry friend. I'm glad you like the cup. It's does you more credit than me!
Scaredy aren't dogs and humans silly? Fancy going for a long walk up a hill when they could be at home on the couch having a nice cuddle with you or me!!
I misread your Mum's comment on my blog at first - I thought she said she walked over Cats Tum!!
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Scaredy, I promise never to let The Weirdo near your Whiskas supply. I can only imagine the deeply offensive relabelling that would ensue. In fact you'd be reduced to a diet of shrews through sheer yeuck value alone.
The good news is he'd most likely be allergic to you.
Thank you for visiting my blog, but I'd prefer it if you didn't use the the title bar as a scrath post. There are usually some nice trees on Martin's blog that you may find preferable.
Scrath is British Blue for scratch.
Hello you! Well done Scaredy, see the internet's not to scarey after all! Mum and I have just sat down to get some blogs posted, but she has to go to work in an hour so we might not get finished.
She's promised to do mine first!
Scaredy, darling - try Plumpy's video again. I have changed the privacy details on You Tube.
Oh Scaredy, if I were there now you'd have the biggest ever tummy rub. I'm an expert too as Beeps lets me get lots of practice.
Hi Scaredy! Beautiful photo - I would like to establish my copyright ownership! Please pay me a million dollars!
I haven't got a million dollars tortoiseshell. But I will give you a million of those horrid little pieces of dried food mum sometimes buys for me.
Hey Scaredy! You're winning on WordImperfect today you old puker.
In fact, you won! I hope Mummy gives you a nice bowl of salmon Whiskas instead of that old Netto shite.
Threaten me not, thou cat.
Hi Scaredy, be good to Badger
Scaredy, I would appreciate the hairaballs on Peter's pillow, thank you. These humans don't know handsome when they see it.
Scaredy my sweet, Plumps found an artist's impression of you - up on his blog.
(He's gone a little bashful for some reason, and was too shy to tell you himself)
Cuddles,
JLS
Oh dear, I hope you're better. But if you're going to be sick, it's always a good idea to make it as annoying as possible. Because we both know the humans will cuddle us anyway.
Good work my furry friend. I'm glad you like the cup. It's does you more credit than me!
I don't think you are a fat cat Plumpy. You have big bones.
My sick was actually only the tail end of a hairball!
Soul says, Hi, Scaredy! Bear is feeling much better.
Scaredy aren't dogs and humans silly? Fancy going for a long walk up a hill when they could be at home on the couch having a nice cuddle with you or me!!
I misread your Mum's comment on my blog at first - I thought she said she walked over Cats Tum!!
I know Plumpy, Dogs and humans are a law unto themselves. They do such ridiculous things.
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